July 18, 2025

The Quollective Launches Exclusive New Subscription Tier for Billionaires Only

BY Matthew Distefano

At The Quollective, we believe in accessibility, equity, and building a world rooted in justice. We also understand that some of our readers find themselves in… different financial circumstances. Maybe you’ve divested from fossil fuels and invested heavily in space tourism. Maybe your wine cellar has its own sommelier. Maybe you recently paid cash for a Picasso because it “matched the rug.”

Whatever the case, we now have a subscription tier designed specifically for you.

Introducing: The Billionaire Tier.

For a one-time investment of $50,000, you’ll receive lifetime access to The Quollective and all its offerings. Yes, lifetime, because we know your accountants love the word “perpetuity.” And, as a gesture of appreciation for your patronage, we’ll include a complimentary paperback book from the Quoir catalog. (Shipping not included).

Now, to answer your question: What do you get at the Billionaire Tier?

In short, everything our other readers get. The articles, the insights, the fire-starting essays that get you uninvited from family dinners. But more importantly, you’ll get something that transcends content: a quiet sense of knowing you’re supporting the kind of work that might otherwise call for your guillotine.

You won’t get a tote bag, but you will receive:

  • A digital thank-you note, probably written by someone with student loan debt.
  • The peace of mind that comes from knowing your contribution helps fund books and resources for those who otherwise couldn’t afford them.

Let’s be honest: In a world where obscene wealth often funds disinformation, privatized space races, and mega yachts, isn’t it time at least some of it supported queer-affirming theology, anti-fascist literature, and long-form essays about hobbits and justice?

We thought so.

So if you’ve already maxed out your donor-advised fund for the quarter and are looking for a place to plant one last gold brick of virtue, we’d be honored to put it to good use.

Join the Billionaire Tier today. And remember: wealth won’t save your soul, but it might just fund the revolution.

Warmly,
The Quollective Team


If this resource spoke to you—if it made you feel seen, challenged, or just a little less alone in a world slipping further into authoritarianism—please consider becoming a paid subscriber to The Quollective. We’re not backed by billionaires or corporate sponsors. We’re funded by people like you. People who believe in truth-telling, justice, and the power of art and intellect to fight back.

Your monthly or yearly subscription helps us amplify the voices that white Christian nationalism wants to silence—historians, journalists, queer and Black creators, poets, satirists, and ex-theologians who know this beast from the inside.

If you believe in what we’re doing, don’t just read. Stand with us. [Subscribe now.]

Matthew J. Distefano is an award-winning author, best known for The Wisdom of Hobbits and Mimetic Theory & Middle-earth. He is the co-host of the popular Heretic Happy Hour podcast, co-owner of Quoir Publishing, and owner of Happy Woods Farm—a small permaculture farm nestled in the Sierra Nevada foothills of California. Matthew's thought-provoking work explores spirituality, theology, philosophy, politics, and culture, and his writing has been featured in Sojourners, Patheos, and beyond. He is a graduate of Chico State University, and when he's not writing, farming, or playing The Last of Us, he enjoys spending time with his wife and daughter.
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